November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. I pushed Timmy down a well
  2. You really need to do a better job fake-crying if you really want that Emmy
  3. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
  4. Hillary Clinton knew full well what was going to happen in Benghazi three days early
  5. For the love of God, please vaccinate me
  6. You’ve been served. This is legally binding
  7. I know who the Zodiac Killer is
  8. Nothing. It was all CGI
  9. You left out six chocolate bars yesterday so I don’t know how tomorrow will go
  10. Oh, I forgot my line

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