Volume 31

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Help! My Roommate was Wounded by a Strange Creature! vs. There Is No Strange Creature

Written by: Iris Hochwalt

Point: Help! My Roommate was Wounded by a Strange Creature! Last night, my roommate — let’s call her Jane — came back from an 8 p.m. …

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Wait, You Guys Already Had Your Enrollment Times?

Written by: Abby Offenhauser

So, here’s the issue. I was under the impression that class enrollment just hadn’t happened for anyone yet. Because when enrollment times came out and WebReg …

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My Boss Killed Me in a Past Life – Here’s How I’m Leveraging That in My Career

Written by: Dylan Towner

They say eyes are the window to the soul. And much like a house, when you look through those windows into someone’s soul, you might see …

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Running the Numbers

Written by: The MQ

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Raccoons to Exterminate Pitcher Plants that Exterminate Raccoons

Written by: Janice Kim

“I’m too smart to fall into a pitcher PLAAAAAAAAAAANT!” said one student.Photo by Jordan Whitlow After a record number of students were offered on-campus housing through …

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The MQ’s Self-Help Book

Written by: The MQ

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AI-Run X Accounts Devalue Words, Pictures Now Worth 2000

Written by: Amit Roth

“Forcing my oomfs to take the Turing Test”, said one X user.Photo by Amit Roth and Claire Cover Twitter, formally known as X, allowed users to …

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The MQ’s Laboratory

Written by: The MQ