Features
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The MQ’s Guide to HallMarQ Movies
The MQ’s Guide to HallMarQ Movies
We trained an AI on 1,000 hours of YouTube cooking videos and it turned into a YouTuber
Well, we done messed this
one up. Our bad. The interns
we stole from reputable
engineering companies were
SUPPOSED to create an AI,
force it to watch 1,000 hours
of cooking videos on YouTube,
and then have it make us tasty
treats in eternal servitude…
The MQ Secedes From the Union
We the People of the United Satire of the MQ (aka Munited Qates aka Mew Qealand aka Mouth Qorea aka MadaQascar aka MonQolia), in order to form a more perfect punchline, establish humor and ensure mocking hilarity, provide for the common reader, promote the general laughter and ensure the blessings of newspaper
