Well, we done messed this one up. Our bad. The interns we stole from reputable engineering companies were SUPPOSED to create an AI, force it to watch 1,000 hours of cooking videos on YouTube, and then have it make us tasty treats in eternal servitude. Unfortunately, some wires got crossed, and now the AI has become an overnight sensation as a food vlogger. Also, it tried to kill us. The interns had to write up a whole report on it, but we still docked their pay from five dollars a week to three.
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