Theo Erickson
Student Accidentally Brings All the Sand From the Beach Home With Them
After being investigated for sand theft, De Brie said, “There’s nothing more I can do — my hands are tide.”Photo by Sharon Roth Student Roxanne De …
The Pride Flag
The Pride Flag By Theo Erickson
Arctic Circle Restaurant Review – Beauty is in the Eye of the Beet Holder
This small restaurant, deeply rooted in farm-to-table practices, will indelibly stain your memory — you’ll never look at a beet the same way again. Beet Holder …
Italy Restaurant Review – Marinara Express
You’ve never known pleasure until you’ve swallowed the tender meatballs at Marinara Express. The anticipation as the ball is slowly sucked up the al dente penne …
Chicago Restaurant Review – The Deepest Dish
The Deepest Dish boasts the deepest deep-dish pizzas this side of the Marinara Trench. The restaurant, converted from an indoor swimming pool, is muggy and hypnotic …
April Fool! This Student Has Been Trying to Nurse a Dead Plant Back to Life for the Past Three Months
“It’s just hibernating,” insisted Nohope.Photo by Sharon Roth On March 3, second-year student Theresa Nohope realized her aloe plant had been dead for the last three …
Student Locked Out of Dorm in Solidarity with MLB Players
“If you can’t let me in, can you at least buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack?” asked Lohmann.Photo by Julia Wong First-year communications major June …
Everyone Went to Bed Without Flossing Today
Everyone Went to Bed Without Flossing Today After months of research, a Stanford lab concluded that literally everyone went to sleep without flossing beforehand today. While …
Movie Producer Approves Movie Adaptation of Its Novelization
“If you haven’t read the book and watched the movie, you’re not going to get this one,” claimed one fan.Photo by Sharon Roth In their newest press …
