The MQ
Top Ten Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom
Similarities Between Getting a Tattoo in a Kitchen and Getting a Hickey in Your Childhood Bedroom You gave them both to yourself You thought you’d have …
Top Ten Ways Science Ruined Sports
1. Now that you know the exact size of a football field, it’s kind of lost its magic as a unit of measurement
2. In order to get statistically significant results, baseball players have to play 90 innings
3. Global warming means that eventually the only sport left will be water polo
4. It stopped being fun when a zoologist gave you a literal pigskin to play football with
5. Scientists invented concussions
6. Drug testing
7. You can never figure out how much acidball to balance out your baseball
8. They made you use the metric system, so now you have to play 0.3 meterball
9. They forced you to wear that stupid helmet
10. Someone came up with an unethical psychological experiment called golf
zoologists confirmed that the elephant is the animal kingdom’s biggest bitch: here’s their research
Move over, ostrich. After numerous field studies and careful DNA analysis, researchers from the University of Wisconsin, Madison have once and for all determined that the …
Human Interference in the Animal Kingdom
Since the dawn of time, humans have taken advantage of other animals. Today, we continue to discover new ways to profit off of suffering ecosystems. this …
i trained monkeys to be pyromaniacs; airport security was hell
Brett Davis, Arts and Crafts Major; University of Phoenix If you had told me nine months ago that I would be in the Tanzanian plains training …
how i cured cancer and smashed puss at the same time
Chad Moore, World Famous Physician and Motivational Speaker Ever since I cured cancer, I’ve received many heartwarming letters of thanks and commendation. It makes me happy …
this robot can play any song as long as it’s ska
Magen Spriggs, Roboticist Robots aren’t usually known for their artistic talents. Why would they need them anyway when there’s so much else they could do? But …
i went on a field trip to the zoo and it was fun but mr. brown made us fill out worksheets
Kyle Watson, 7 Years Old Hi. Today was a fun day at school because I saw sloths, and they are my favorite animal. I don’t like …
sleep study confirms that cat’s schedule is ideal
Catherine Hayes, Tired Neurology Student As a human, I think it’s fair for me to say that our circadian cycle of eight hours of sleep, three …
