- Dim lighting will hide all of your flaws
- Your cat won’t have any excuse to ignore you
- Everyone knows that night school is night cool
- You are enrolled in Independent Study in Bioluminescence
- Because your parents aren’t your boss
- You didn’t mean to, it’s just a vicious cycle
- Look, how many people have you heard of robbing a grave in broad daylight?
- Did you know that power is cheaper after 6 p.m.?
- Being a street artist is too embarrassing in the light of day
- BATMAN!
Last modified: December 2, 2018
