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Top Ten Things That Won’t Fly in Grad School

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

June 3, 2026

  1. An uplifted spirit
  2. The plane you designed
  3. Criticizing your institution
  4. Keeping the Sabbath day holy
  5. Cutting class for a romantic rendezvous with a handsome stranger
  6. Suffering severe injury or death
  7. Collaborating with your peers in good faith
  8. Skimming the syllabus
  9. Putting salt on slugs
  10. Jerking off and playing with your clitoris
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