10. There are five bison left on Earth
9. Octopi are both a fish and vegetable
8. Stop signs with white borders are optional
7. Elephants are more likely to get struck by lightning than giraffes
6. Star Wars and Star Trek are based on the same original novel
5. If you have dreams of your teeth falling out, its a boy
. There is a secret lost number between 4 and 5
4. Office hour attendance is negatively correlated with GPA
3. Frictionless spheres can roll uphill
2. Nose hair has a potent smell
1. Pencils like being sharpened
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