Written by: The MQ

  1. Sharknado 3 on Blu-ray
  2. Microplastics
  3. A Bundt cake pan
  4. Cat ear headphones
  5. Fanfiction between us and the person who uncovers the time capsule
  6. Those cereal bowls that have a straw to slurp the milk at the bottom
  7. A USB with a sentient AI VTuber on it
  8. Every Garfield comic ever printed
  9. One single Flamin’ Hot Cheeto
  10. The key to the time capsule

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