Written by: The MQ

  1. I’ve Googled it a bunch, but I still don’t know who this Sixth person is
  2. I aced all of high school, so I’m sure I’ll have zero problems with the course load
  3. No, dude. The girls come in, they see the poster of the hot lady with the tits out, so THEY think about getting their tits out. It’s classic priming
  4. We’re gonna be best friends
  5. “A” on a parking spot means all parking, right?
  6. I don’t even get why we need to take this DEI shit, I already love gays and Latinos and all those other not-normal people
  7. So… which one’s the dryer?
  8. Do you think I’ll be able to find a Christian org?
  9. Damn, I’ll never be able to fit a body in this freezer
  10. But where’s MY bathroom?

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