- I’ve Googled it a bunch, but I still don’t know who this Sixth person is
- I aced all of high school, so I’m sure I’ll have zero problems with the course load
- No, dude. The girls come in, they see the poster of the hot lady with the tits out, so THEY think about getting their tits out. It’s classic priming
- We’re gonna be best friends
- “A” on a parking spot means all parking, right?
- I don’t even get why we need to take this DEI shit, I already love gays and Latinos and all those other not-normal people
- So… which one’s the dryer?
- Do you think I’ll be able to find a Christian org?
- Damn, I’ll never be able to fit a body in this freezer
- But where’s MY bathroom?
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