Volume 8 Issue 5
Man Edits His Genome
Only uses base pairs C. A. T.
“Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.”
- Jack Skellington,
Pumpkin King
“Time to head into the woods and stay in dark cabins and lose our virginity then die by the blade or the chainsaw.”
- Jack Skellington,
Pumpkin King
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UC San Diego student Jim Borough has found himself at the center of a new workout trend taking TikTok by storm, dubbed “Deathmaxxing,” which began with …
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It’s a tale as old as time. September rolls around and your friends or colleagues invite you to join their fantasy football league. There’s just one …
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