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Rejected Young Adult Novels of 2020

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Sometimes, you really CAN judge a book by its cover. Here are some scrapped young adult novels that were originally set to release this year.

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Quarantine Horoscope

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Based on our very scientific analysis of stars and planets and whatnot, we know exactly what you’ve done during quarantine based on your sign.

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Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads

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Top Ten People Who Hate Their Dads Henry Ford: His dad never drove him anywhere Clifford the Big Red Dog: His mother was a giant bitch, …

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Top Ten Quarantine Activities

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Top Ten Quarantine Activities Hug the elderly Ask for a push from Duo just to feel something Not wearing pants anymore because who’s gonna see you? …

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Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There

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Top Ten Responses to Netflix When It Asks If You’re Still There Damn bitch, Hulu wasn’t this clingy Physically, yes. Emotionally, no Yes, but I’m six …

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Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals

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Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals The Phantom of the Rave Daddy Mia! Sweeney Todd: The Barber That Gave a White Girl Cornrows Annie Get Your Senator …

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Alien Sighted on Campus

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Anatomy of the Apathetic

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Do you hate how some people care so little about politics? Do you interact with people who “just can’t even” with everything in life? After extensive research, we’ve narrowed down the specifics of what makes up an apathetic person. Take a look, if you care.

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Dear Emily Queue…

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