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Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup

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Top Ten Reasons The Chickens Are Staging a Coup They realized they were low in thepecking order It was better than running around liketheir heads were …

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Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along

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Top Ten Things Your Mom Was Right About All Along You really did need that jacket That boy was up to no good You are just …

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Top Ten Reasons The Queen of England Is Holding Out On Dying

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Top Ten Reasons The Queen of England Is Holding Out On Dying She’s rich, so unlike you she has access to healthcare She’s waiting for the …

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Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley

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Top Ten Similarities Between a Valentine’s Day Date and a Birthday Party at a Bowling Alley You were the only one who showed up A lot …

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Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other

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Top Ten Things You Can Tell a Politician That You Can’t Say to Your Significant Other We need to establish some term limits I’m just feeling …

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Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States

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Lesser-Known Presidents of the United States Most people think there have only been 45 presidents in American history, but revisionist history books omitted some lesser-known leaders …

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