The MQ
Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature
Top Ten Ways to Seem More Mature Tell your friends, “Wow, you’ve grown so much,” everytime you see them Order a black coffee and pretend to …
Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor
Top Ten Similarities Between the Senate Floor and the Dance Floor There’s a house whip 😉 Sometimes there are bills on the floor You wish Mitch …
New Plane Has a Corkscrew-shaped Cockpit
Resulting price hike fucks you over
Local Dog Votes
Has bone to pick with incumbent
The MQ Writes The Next Great American Novel (Better Versions of The Great Gatsby)
So we were sitting in front of an empty computer screen, getting ready to write the next great American novel, when we
found out that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” entered public domain. Might as well give that our best shot,
right? Why create new media, when we can ride on the coattails of media we know people will like? Everything’s a sequel
or reboot nowadays, anyway. 21st Century Fox, return our calls? Please.
The MQ Makes a Picnic Date
It’s going to be Valentine’s Day in a couple of days, and
you’re already going to be disappointed, what with the
everything going on. So why not get your hopes up even
more by imagining… the perfect date?!
Local Employee Canned From Work
Reportedly showed way too much skin
It’s Not Delivery
It’s an abomination
