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The MQ Predicts Your Future

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Class suggestions, Dream Interpretations, and more!

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The MQ Commits the Perfect Crime

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STEPS FOR THE PERFECT CRIME Step 1. Wake up, fresh faced, ready to take on the morningStep 2. Put on a cute, but comfortable outfit!Step 3. …

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Alternative PowerPoint Presentations

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Bland, old, three-to-five page double-spaced essay got you down? Are PowerPoint slides swimming before your eyes, making you wonder why you’re doing this group presentation by yourself? Are you bored of slogging through page after page of your textbook, sifting through endless images and text for even one iota of information that will be on your exam?
Then look no further than these astonishing alternatives, guaranteed to stun your professors and peers!

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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person

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Top Ten Things We Did in Remote Learning that We Should Continue in Person Skipping class Secretly making fun of the professor while they lecture Bringing …

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Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall

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Top Ten Lesser Known Starbucks Drinks to Spice up the Fall Twink drink Impossible Pumpkin latte Ricin macchiato Gravy espresso Decaf latte (just milk!) Smashing Pumpkins …

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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald

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Top Ten Similarities Between Ronald Reagan and Ronald McDonald Natural redheads Mascots of late-stage capitalism Contributed to the collapse of the USSR Share the middle name …

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Stickman Stuck at Dead-end Job

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Has no exit strategy

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Local Bakery Releases New Product

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Described as “macawrong”

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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation

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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation Simon and Garfunkel Your two most contagious friends The upper and lower halves of Darth Maul …

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Top Ten Last Words

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Top Ten Last Words Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o! Haha, you’re on thin ice! Are you sure you put the poison in the other …