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Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical

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Top Ten Songs from Musk the Musical It’s A-Me! Wario! Hyperloop to Hell SpaceX Oddity Do You Wanna Build A Tesla? Careful Whisper (I’m Trying to …

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Top Ten New Sayings

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Top Ten New Sayings Where’s there’s a will, there’s a funeral If you can’t join them, beat them You can lead a horse to water, but …

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Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body

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Top Ten Cybernetic Enhancements We Put On Our Body A blue tooth A confident system An iron gut for digesting Canyon Vista food A titanium pinky …

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The MQ Goes to “The Races”

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You know how this goes: the horse races. The ol’ equine escapades. The mare-athon. The track and field for big dogs. The mosey for your posey. You get the gist. Everyone knows there are three great aspects of horse racing — the costume, the horses, and the homoerotic tension between you and your rival as the horses you both bet on are neck and neck around the bend…

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The MQ Gets Left Alone

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We were about to go on a trip with our family, when we were left home alone! And, before you ask, it’s not because we’re forgettable. …

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New Summer Toy!

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Vat of acid

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Nasa Launches Cat-based Lunar Module

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Always lands on its feet

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Nasa Launches Cat-based Lunar Module

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Always lands on its feet

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Injuries Sustained After Ice Rink’s New “No Skates Saturday” Deal

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Photo by Jack Yang Tragedy struck last Saturday after Ricky’s Ice Skatin’ ice skating rink instituted its new “No Skates Saturday” event in an attempt to bring …