March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

March 13, 2024

  1. Your teeth fall in
  2. Three-factor authentication
  3. The weekly phone call with your parents
  4. You go to nudist school fully clothed
  5. You’re small. So, so small and alone. And no one loves you
  6. You tell a joke and no one laughs
  7. There are advancements in AI technology
  8. Your pet cockroach wakes up as a man
  9. You’re permanently sticky
  10. Clocking in
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Last modified: March 12, 2024

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