- Your teeth fall in
- Three-factor authentication
- The weekly phone call with your parents
- You go to nudist school fully clothed
- You’re small. So, so small and alone. And no one loves you
- You tell a joke and no one laughs
- There are advancements in AI technology
- Your pet cockroach wakes up as a man
- You’re permanently sticky
- Clocking in
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