Written by: The MQ

  1. Snowball
  2. Ice hopscotch
  3. Cold-catching
  4. Layering clothes
  5. Hockey battle royale
  6. “First one to turn on the heater is a coward” competition
  7. Snowman bodybuilding
  8. Hydroplaning
  9. Hands-only ice fishing
  10. Reindeer games

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