Written by: The MQ

  1. Ferment them into wine
  2. Name a cow “Vegetable”
  3. Connect your IV line to a food processor
  4. Keep carrot cake in the fridge year-round
  5. Eat more meat, because you’re eating more vegetables by proxy
  6. Have someone announce “Here comes the airplane!” before feeding them to you
  7. Put a Beyond Burger patty over your regular patty
  8. Dehydrate them into dust and inhale them
  9. Fry your chicken in vegetable oil
  10. Smoke them like weed

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