- Fill out your blue book ahead of time
- Break your leg on the day of the exam
- Click your pen 50 times before beginning your essay
- Convince yourself the exam doesn’t matter
- Bring a four-leaf clover with the answers
written on the back - Say “hmmm” at every question you can’t answer immediately
- Do a study montage instead of studying to save time
- Sleep through your exam and say you were dying
- Drop your water bottle exactly on the hour every hour
- Write someone else’s name at the top of your paper
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