Written by:

  1. Fill out your blue book ahead of time
  2. Break your leg on the day of the exam
  3. Click your pen 50 times before beginning your essay
  4. Convince yourself the exam doesn’t matter
  5. Bring a four-leaf clover with the answers
    written on the back
  6. Say “hmmm” at every question you can’t answer immediately
  7. Do a study montage instead of studying to save time
  8. Sleep through your exam and say you were dying
  9. Drop your water bottle exactly on the hour every hour
  10. Write someone else’s name at the top of your paper

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