Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Candle Scents

  1. Teen spirit
  2. Burnt toast
  3. Freshly cut gas line
  4. Your fifth-grade classroom
  5. The weird ice in the back of the freezer that your mom told you not to eat
  6. A single drop of blood in the water
  7. Mouthwatering floor pizza
  8. Ego death
  9. Sharpie
  10. Distilled essence of fire

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