Top Ten Candle Scents
- Teen spirit
- Burnt toast
- Freshly cut gas line
- Your fifth-grade classroom
- The weird ice in the back of the freezer that your mom told you not to eat
- A single drop of blood in the water
- Mouthwatering floor pizza
- Ego death
- Sharpie
- Distilled essence of fire
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