The Crossword

Across
1: Fancy seafood order, aphrodisiac
11: What your Southern friend says is that blinking thing in the sky
15: Not me
16: One of the 13 colonies
17: Aniela’s unofficial job, don’t check staff box
18: Like a prescription
20: Belgian Sheepdog Club of America
21: The MQ’s favorite animal
22: Leader of the discussion
23: Readers say this when they see our jokes
25: Fled successfully
29: Autumn’s favorite drink
31: Reverse Take Over
32: Price of an oat milk latte
36: Five
37: 17 across
39: Computer camera,
reversed
40: The best pen
42: Shorthand for out of
the ordinary
45: Truth
47: Feisty fish
49: Why steal
50: Shirt size
51: Take a pause. save your game
52: Robot with its own mind
55: Spanish for “no,” they
can’t all be winners
56: Leggo my
58: The perfect crime, the imperfect game
67: Rex, not as in Orange County
72: Half of Tolstoy’s book
73: This one is the word “unns”
76: Logical first officer
77: 80% of people disliked this hint
Down
1: Sinking ship of unfortunately beloved fanfiction
3: Law and order
4: Just the
5: Where you go with a broken toe
6: Red/Green/Blue efficient
image file format
7: Against your continued survival
8: They’ll take a mile
9: This one’s a freebie: “SIAAPFW”
10: Funny
11: Oops
12: One size bigger than E-cup
13: Swimming in the sea
14: UCSD terrace hotspot
19: Hidden surprise, bunny themed
21: Dad’s son, mom’s acquaintance
24: Passing resemblance to a woodwind instrument, backwards
26: Where the jester jingles
28: Mr. Chang, of the restaurant
33: The best kind of radiation
35: To desire
38: Pet store
41: Evidence
43: The store your friend’s ex-boyfriend exclusively shopped at
46: PhD
53: The way an -ussy joke is funny
54: Slippery when peeled
62: Legless reptile, said by annoying people
63: Spanish for “in,” they can’t all be winners
64: Burst of wind
65: Sounds heard ’round the table
66: Spanish for “is,” they can’t all be winners
68 Casual affirmation
69: Tomato sauce
70: Shorthand for account
71: Aniela’s official job
79: Spill the
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respectfully, the answers are too hyperspecific and having multiple words in one space just kinda sucks. and none of these words are in the bible. appreciate the attempt tho