December 6, 2023 Time traveling since 2088. Volume XXX Issue III

Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Forbidden Dining Hall Meals

  1. Chicken tendrils
  2. The Pines Cockroach Salad™
  3. Cough Drop Gushers
  4. The ready-to-eat sushi sold at the markets
  5. Chocolate cupcake with garlic aioli frosting
  6. THE spicy meatball
  7. Hot grapes
  8. Stir Fry a la mode
  9. Warm ranch in a soup bowl
  10. Mobius chicken strip

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