Written by: The MQ

Top Ten Things You Forgot Were Outside

  1. John Cusack with a boombox
    and a trenchcoat
  2. Social events you said you were going to go to but never actually went
  3. People who try to hand you flyers
  4. A lot of cool potential Zoom backgrounds
  5. The social expectation to wear anything other than pajamas
  6. Catcallers
  7. Children
  8. Healthy relationships with friends
  9. Theatre kids
  10. Reasons to stay inside

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