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Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining

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Top Ten Ways You’re Celebrating Your One Year Anniversary of Quarantining With alcohol Re-dyeing your hair Going on another walk Burning all your masks symbolically and …

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Top Ten Top Tens

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Top Ten Top Tens Top Ten Reasons the Chickens are Staging a Coup Top Ten Failed Broadway Musicals Top Ten Lesser-Known Crimes That Will Still Get …

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Local Artist Tries New Style

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Critics say it’s in bad taste

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Missed Quonections

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The MQ Hosts a TEDx Talk

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Why You Should Stop Taking Dozens of Personality Tests and Go to Therapy Instead

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The MQ Writes A Poem:

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The MQ tries its hand at Poetry.

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Governor Newsom Ends “Bummer” Stay-at-home Order

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Governor Newsom Ends “Bummer” Stay-at-home Order The Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, has recently ended the stay-at-home order afflicting the entirety of California. In a shocking, …

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The MQ Writes The Next Great American Novel (Better Versions of The Great Gatsby)

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So we were sitting in front of an empty computer screen, getting ready to write the next great American novel, when we
found out that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby” entered public domain. Might as well give that our best shot,
right? Why create new media, when we can ride on the coattails of media we know people will like? Everything’s a sequel
or reboot nowadays, anyway. 21st Century Fox, return our calls? Please.