The MQ
Captain Ahab closes in on rare whale
Ahab claims, “He’s a slippery sunuva bitch”
The MQ Predicts Your Future
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The MQ Commits the Perfect Crime
STEPS FOR THE PERFECT CRIME Step 1. Wake up, fresh faced, ready to take on the morningStep 2. Put on a cute, but comfortable outfit!Step 3. …
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Top Ten Pairs of Guests to Invite to Your Graduation
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Top Ten Last Words
Top Ten Last Words Drunk driving? More like funk driving, hey-o! Haha, you’re on thin ice! Are you sure you put the poison in the other …
Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them
Top Ten Best Names for Your Beloved Racehorse to Show How Much You Cherish Them Lyndon’s Big Johnson Horse Divorce Nightmare Nelson Piss Biscuit Pulitzer Prize …
