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The Crossword
The Crossword SOLUTION Across 1: Fancy seafood order, aphrodisiac 11: What your Southern friend says is that blinking thing in the sky 15: Not me 16: …
Crossword Answers (secret!!!)
Crossword Answers (secret!!!) Don’t tell a soul about these.
Top Ten Things We Learned Not to Talk About at Parties
10. The improv routine that we’ve been practicing9. The types of animals we could beat in hand-to-hand combat8. Why a Hydro Flask is the perfect container …
Top Ten Things We Keep in the Junk Drawer “Just in Case”
10. Four sticks of unsalted butter9. An aged Post-it note showing our one password8. A positive pregnancy test7. An umbrella — we’re saving it for a …
Top Ten Ways to Spice Up Your Sex Life
10. Cumin9. Do it in bed8. A scoreboard and referee7. Surprise circumcision6. Speaking strictly in early modern English5. An elaborate pulley mechanism that eliminates any need …
Mother Orders Tacos
Expects nine-month delivery date
Man Edits His Genome
Only uses base pairs C. A. T.
Top Ten Candle Scents
Top Ten Candle Scents Teen spirit Burnt toast Freshly cut gas line Your fifth-grade classroom The weird ice in the back of the freezer that your …
