- Remember that ITS can see your Internet history
- Your roommates love hearing your alarms; set them as often as possible
- There’s always enough time to grab a drink between classes
- The OSD is there to help you
- The top floor of Geisel is a great place to socialize with friends
- If you can kick the elevator ceiling you get a medal
- The grassy areas are there for you to sit with all your friends; the university encourages you to do this
- The walls in all the dorms are very thick so no one can hear you scream
- The best coffee is at Audrey’s
- Don’t miss football games on Saturdays
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