- Lift with your back
- Follow the IKEA instructions in reverse
- Release termites so you can vacuum up your furniture
- Take the stairs every trip to really prioritize what you want to keep
- Leave everything behind and buy it all over again at your new place
- Ask if there are any strong boys who can do some lifting for you
- Murder someone in your apartment so
everything is seized as evidence - Wear all your clothes on your body so you have less to pack
- Upload everything to Google Drive
- Reject earthly possessions
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