Top Ten Moving Tips

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Lift with your back
  2. Follow the IKEA instructions in reverse
  3. Release termites so you can vacuum up your furniture
  4. Take the stairs every trip to really prioritize what you want to keep
  5. Leave everything behind and buy it all over again at your new place
  6. Ask if there are any strong boys who can do some lifting for you
  7. Murder someone in your apartment so
    everything is seized as evidence
  8. Wear all your clothes on your body so you have less to pack
  9. Upload everything to Google Drive
  10. Reject earthly possessions

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