Written by: The MQ

  1. Lexapro
  2. Creatine
  3. Political advertisements
  4. A brick with instructions on whose window
    to throw it through
  5. Estrogen or testosterone, you won’t
    know which
  6. The Book of Mormon
  7. Alibaba weed
  8. Lactose
  9. MSG
  10. High-fructose corn syrup

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