Top Ten Things We Put in Halloween Candy This Year – The MQ

December 6, 2023 Volume XXX Issue III

Written by: The MQ

November 1, 2023

Lexapro
Creatine
Political advertisements
A brick with instructions on whose window
to throw it through
Estrogen or testosterone, you won’t
know which
The Book of Mormon
Alibaba weed
Lactose
MSG
High-fructose corn syrup

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