- Eeeeee!
- Alibi!
- Look behind you!
- Take a video, it’ll last longer.
- Make me laugh.
- Try Applebee’s $12.99 all-you-can-eat boneless chicken wings!
- Wait, the sun is in my eyes!
- Yogurt!
- Cease and desist!
- Parmigiano-Reggiano!
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