Written by: The MQ

  1. Eeeeee!
  2. Alibi!
  3. Look behind you!
  4. Take a video, it’ll last longer.
  5. Make me laugh.
  6. Try Applebee’s $12.99 all-you-can-eat boneless chicken wings!
  7. Wait, the sun is in my eyes!
  8. Yogurt!
  9. Cease and desist!
  10. Parmigiano-Reggiano!

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