Written by: The MQ

  1. Randomly throwing up in class
  2. Hiding in a clothing rack
  3. Accidentally calling your professor “Mom”
  4. Asking a stranger to be your best friend forever
  5. Running a lemonade stand without paying taxes
  6. Getting your parent’s signature to go to the zoo
  7. Falling off a jungle gym
  8. Needing permission to use the restroom
  9. Skinning your knee
  10. Entering an economic recession

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