- Randomly throwing up in class
- Hiding in a clothing rack
- Accidentally calling your professor “Mom”
- Asking a stranger to be your best friend forever
- Running a lemonade stand without paying taxes
- Getting your parent’s signature to go to the zoo
- Falling off a jungle gym
- Needing permission to use the restroom
- Skinning your knee
- Entering an economic recession
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