Written by: The MQ

  1. In a book of blackout poetry
  2. Buried in a collection of dead links
  3. In the middle of the professor’s 17-hour syllibuster
  4. On the wall in a video of your conception
  5. In the introduction of the textbook the professor wrote
  6. On the front page of the first exam
  7. In an email caught by UCSD Spam Quarantine
  8. On a single lecture slide
  9. In a Discord welcome message
  10. Behind the New York Times paywall

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