- Touched the thermostat
- Fumbled the nuclear football
- Fed grapes to Joe Biden’s dog
- Actually shot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue
- Didn’t use a coaster on the Resolute Desk
- Refused the peaceful transfer of the POTUS Twitter account
- Broke his Snapchat streak with Kim Jong Un
- Ate the last critically-endangered hawksbill turtle
- Double-dipped at a formal function
- Lied on TRUTH Social
The MQ is the premier satire magazine at UC San Diego
