November 1, 2023 Read it and weep profusely. Volume XXX Issue II

Written by: The MQ

  1. Soy milk and olive oil
  2. Salicylic acid
  3. Cream of Wheat
  4. Clorox wipe juice
  5. Apple juice and a splash of nail polish remover
  6. St. John’s wort
  7. Wite-Out
  8. Kombucha
  9. Undercooked roux
  10. Nothing, you don’t need it at all

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