March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

March 15, 2023

  1. Soy milk and olive oil
  2. Salicylic acid
  3. Cream of Wheat
  4. Clorox wipe juice
  5. Apple juice and a splash of nail polish remover
  6. St. John’s wort
  7. Wite-Out
  8. Kombucha
  9. Undercooked roux
  10. Nothing, you don’t need it at all
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Last modified: March 14, 2023

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