March 13, 2024 Straight from the ass's mouth. Volume XXX Issue V

Written by: The MQ

March 15, 2023

  1. Indulging in the kiss of a man
  2. Eating a Skittle
  3. Drinking Pedialyte and wine
  4. Doing the cinnamon challenge
  5. Consuming only lemon-flavored edibles
  6. Dodging it when you see it coming
  7. Eating a fruit fly
  8. Shopping at Whole Foods
  9. Chugging seawater
  10. Bloodletting
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Last modified: March 14, 2023

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