Written by:

  1. Indulging in the kiss of a man
  2. Eating a Skittle
  3. Drinking Pedialyte and wine
  4. Doing the cinnamon challenge
  5. Consuming only lemon-flavored edibles
  6. Dodging it when you see it coming
  7. Eating a fruit fly
  8. Shopping at Whole Foods
  9. Chugging seawater
  10. Bloodletting

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