Paramount Halo TV Show to Include Intern OCS

The first trailer for the Halo Paramount TV series released on January 29th to fans across the globe on Twitter. This trailer included many scenes that many fans claimed, “wouldn’t normally be considered Halo,” and were reportedly interested in how these changes will deviate this story from the long-established canon. Many fans were confused about the introduction of a human character on the side of the Covenant, which has never happened under established lore.

Paramount replied to these comments stating, “We do in fact have a new character named Makee, a child who was orphaned and raised by the Covenant. We think that she will bring a new spin to the Halo universe. We don’t expect every Halo fan to accept her with open arms, but we’ve got so many new characters it doesn’t matter. We’ve got a whole new cast of characters to enjoy! We’ve got a Hunter that enjoys poetry, a marine that screams ‘booyah’ every fifteen seconds and a grunt that has these huge, I mean absolutely impeccable, set of kn––” Brian Robbins, Paramount’s CEO, has already made a fallout plan to scapegoat a lowly intern for inserting “quirky characters in a serious, gritty universe.”