- You have to wait six months until your car clock works again
- You’re missing the one hour of beauty sleep you needed to not look ugly
- You scheduled something for 2:01 a.m.
- You sprung too far forward and you’re now in the year 2089
- You’ve been outrunning your shadow and now it’s caught up with you
- You have to hire a mason to reset your sundial
- You were strategically playing hard-to-get but now it looks like you’re ghosting her
- The doctor only gave you six more hours to live and you just lost an hour
- Nobody understood your joke because your timing was off
- You forgot to report your extra savings in daylight and now the IRS is after you
The premier satire magazine at UC San Diego.
