Top Ten Ways Your Life Has Gotten Worse Since Your Dad Got a Power Drill
- Your dad keeps building you bunk beds, but you’re an only child
- Your dad’s been searching for treasure in the backyard and has never heard of a shovel
- There’s been a lot of drilling late at night in your parents’ room
- Too many paintings on the walls
- He was finally able to finish that shed in your backyard, which finally gave him the confidence to divorce your mom
- Your parents started having kids for all the extra chairs
- Any cheese you buy now becomes Swiss
- Building 20 chairs has so far been the weirdest way he’s coped with not getting custody
- He can’t find a power outlet, so he just makes the drilling noises himself
- Your dog found it, and let’s just say your mailman is never coming back
