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  1. They keep saying, “Nice to ‘meat’ you”
  2. The fireplace looks suspiciously like a rotisserie
  3. All the kitchen utensils are labeled “for humans”
  4. They use a fork and knife to eat ass
  5. After you took a shower they said you were very aromatic
  6. They said they wanted you inside them and said “no homo,” so there’s only one explanation left
  7. They use brass knuckles to tenderize steak because “it’s good practice”
  8. They keep asking if you’re kosher
  9. They keep trying to stuff an apple in your mouth when you’re asleep
  10. You moved into a gingerbread house

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