- They keep saying, “Nice to ‘meat’ you”
- The fireplace looks suspiciously like a rotisserie
- All the kitchen utensils are labeled “for humans”
- They use a fork and knife to eat ass
- After you took a shower they said you were very aromatic
- They said they wanted you inside them and said “no homo,” so there’s only one explanation left
- They use brass knuckles to tenderize steak because “it’s good practice”
- They keep asking if you’re kosher
- They keep trying to stuff an apple in your mouth when you’re asleep
- You moved into a gingerbread house
Top Ten Things That Make You Think Your Roommate Is a Cannibal
Last modified: January 15, 2019
