Top Ten Reasons Santa Missed Your House This Year

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Santa’s allergic to nerds
  2. He got injured in the War on Christmas
  3. You live in Antarctica, and he can’t really justify the commute
  4. He knew exactly what you were gonna use that VR headset for
  5. Santa’s real, but you aren’t
  6. Endangered species laws were repealed, and he didn’t make it past Texas
  7. You forgot to change your legal place of residence
  8. He heard you were talking shit
  9. What made you think Santa wanted vegan cookies?
  10. He kissed your mom last year, and now things are just too awkward

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