- When they write a prescription, they say they’re referring you to “their dealer”
- He insists that people refer to him as “Mr.” instead of “Dr.”
- They pushed the idea of a prostate exam a little too hard
- You’re pretty sure they’re a pre-med student
- For some reason they keep salting you
- They’re using their stethoscope as a belt
- Half of the office is being used as a meat locker
- You saw them looking things up on WebMD
- They have their doctorate in journalism
- They own the mortuary next door
Last modified: January 15, 2019
