Top Ten Reasons Why the Cops Are at Your Neighbor’s Door

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. The plan worked
  2. Their family meth lab finally exploded
  3. Your friend ordered the strippers to the wrong address
  4. It’s CopCon 2018
  5. You switched the numbers on your house and their house
  6. They needed to borrow some sugar
  7. You and your friends solved the mystery of who’s scaring people down at the pier
  8. They accidentally hit “reply all” when they were talking about their bank robbery
  9. It’s La Jolla and they have more than six girls in one apartment
  10. That’s what you get for living next to a bunch of cops

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