- Your ability to watch three seasons of any given show in one day
- Trained expertise in heavily embellishing job application documents
- The estimated age and weight of the interviewer
- That time you kicked a child
- The blood type you think tastes best
- Ties to Russia
- Your freelance mortician days
- Your lack of 20 years of experience at age 20
- Your cameo in Wild Sluts 4
- Social Media Advisor: Elon Musk, Summer 2018
Top Ten Things to Leave Off Your Resume
Last modified: January 15, 2019
