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  1. You saw the Corgi Man out of the corner of your eye
  2. You’re about to be the most dangerous game
  3. You lost track of the person you were stalking
  4. You have the pumped-up kicks and he has a gun
  5. You woke up upright on a turned-on treadmill
  6. Someone tried flirting with you and you’re terrified of intimacy
  7. You heard the ice cream truck’s jingle
  8. You just realized the final started an hour ago
  9. What else are you going to do, fight the bear?
  10. There aren’t enough women in politics

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