- You saw the Corgi Man out of the corner of your eye
- You’re about to be the most dangerous game
- You lost track of the person you were stalking
- You have the pumped-up kicks and he has a gun
- You woke up upright on a turned-on treadmill
- Someone tried flirting with you and you’re terrified of intimacy
- You heard the ice cream truck’s jingle
- You just realized the final started an hour ago
- What else are you going to do, fight the bear?
- There aren’t enough women in politics
Last modified: January 15, 2019
