Top Ten Reasons Your Father Left You Out of His Will

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. He forgot to include your “Jr.” when he gave it to you, so his money just referred back to himself
  2. He didn’t get any inheritance from his parents, so it’s kind of a family tradition at this point
  3. You didn’t show up to his funeral
  4. He selfishly donated all of his money to charity before he died
  5. He never learned how to write
  6. $2.71 doesn’t split evenly three ways
  7. He was a devout socialist and believed that his remains belonged to the state
  8. Years ago, you sold your portion of inheritance to your brother for a bowl of soup
  9. He thought choosing to be breast fed by your mother was a form of favoritism
  10. You didn’t put him in your will, so why would he put you in his

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