- He forgot to include your “Jr.” when he gave it to you, so his money just referred back to himself
- He didn’t get any inheritance from his parents, so it’s kind of a family tradition at this point
- You didn’t show up to his funeral
- He selfishly donated all of his money to charity before he died
- He never learned how to write
- $2.71 doesn’t split evenly three ways
- He was a devout socialist and believed that his remains belonged to the state
- Years ago, you sold your portion of inheritance to your brother for a bowl of soup
- He thought choosing to be breast fed by your mother was a form of favoritism
- You didn’t put him in your will, so why would he put you in his
Last modified: October 27, 2018
