- Your slam poetry phase
- Those shoes with that top
- Forgetting whether or not you left the stove on
- Never getting to see Britney Spears in person
- Joining the wrong mob
- Completely failing your liver, so it can’t be donated anymore
- Thinking this bear was trying to give you a massage with its teeth
- Never learning to play the didgeridoo
- That weekend in TJ
- Jumping off of this cliff
Top Ten Things You’ll Regret Once Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes
Last modified: January 15, 2019