Top Ten Things You’ll Regret Once Your Life Flashes Before Your Eyes

Top Ten

Written by: The MQ

  1. Your slam poetry phase
  2. Those shoes with that top
  3. Forgetting whether or not you left the stove on
  4. Never getting to see Britney Spears in person
  5. Joining the wrong mob
  6. Completely failing your liver, so it can’t be donated anymore
  7. Thinking this bear was trying to give you a massage with its teeth
  8. Never learning to play the didgeridoo
  9. That weekend in TJ
  10. Jumping off of this cliff

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