- It has completely ruined your dating life
- You just did this to impress your distant mother
- You did four years in college for this bullshit
- You’re mainly in it for the drama
- You live in a house with 20 other girls
- You failed the written exam
- You went home on the first day
- Some old dude is making a lot of money off of you
- You got upstaged by a 5’11 blonde named Jennifer
- You thought you’d be having way more sex than this
Last modified: January 15, 2019
