- The bees accept your invite to go out for drinks
- Bees don’t have a union
- They don’t always jam the copy machine, like that damn Tom
- If you’re feeling chilly you can get them to swarm and dry hump you until you’re warm
- They were literally made to work
- Bees won’t judge you for wearing the same thing three days in a row because they wear the same thing every day
- There are more parking spots for you
- Bees aren’t as easily offended when you call their coffee shitty
- Bees communicate through dance, unlike Diane
- They’ll be extinct soon
Last modified: January 15, 2019
