Written by: The MQ

  1. The bees accept your invite to go out for drinks
  2. Bees don’t have a union
  3. They don’t always jam the copy machine, like that damn Tom
  4. If you’re feeling chilly you can get them to swarm and dry hump you until you’re warm
  5. They were literally made to work
  6. Bees won’t judge you for wearing the same thing three days in a row because they wear the same thing every day
  7. There are more parking spots for you
  8. Bees aren’t as easily offended when you call their coffee shitty
  9. Bees communicate through dance, unlike Diane
  10. They’ll be extinct soon

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