Top Ten Differences Between Your Crush And a Bucket Full Of Teeth

1. You only have one crush
2. It’s okay if the feds know about your crush
3. Your crush can’t fit in the overhead compartment as a carry-on bag
4. One of them is easily turned into sludge by Coca Cola
5. It didn’t take ten years of pain to get your crush
6. The bucket of teeth didn’t blow your neighbor John while you were at work
7. Your dentist didn’t try to out-do you with their crush
8. When your crush was stolen by a pack of jackals, you didn’t cry for a week
9. You didn’t sell your girlfriend on the deep web
10. One of them has teeth